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囧2008/3/22 18:20:00
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???? - You guys want to hear a funny joke?
- No.
This family walks into a talent agency.
Mother, father, son, daughter and a little baby.
The father says,
"Sir, our family has an amazing act."
The agent says, "Family acts are too cutesy."
The mother goes, "Sir, just give us two minutes.
We know you'll like our act."
The agent says,
"All right, you've got two minutes."
Thrilling circus music starts
as the father spins his daughter round,
- lifts her skirt and starts licking her asshole.
- What?!
Then the son lays down, opens his mouth, and
the mother squats down and shits all over him.
- Dude!
- Hold on, hold on.
The father grabs the baby,
takes off his diaper and sucks his cock,
while the son, with shit in his mouth,
goes over and licks the baby's balls.
Then they take the baby
and stuff it head-first into the mother's vagina.
- Just stop.
- Hold on.
They get the baby halfway in
so just its legs are sticking out.
The son takes the shit out of his mouth
and rubs it all over everyone,
while the father sticks his cock
in the baby's asshole and fucks it,
until he comes all over the baby,
the wife, son and daughter.
- I don't want to...
- Will you hold on, please?
Then the father says, "And now for our
impersonation of the victims of 9/11."
The family runs around
covered with shit, piss and come,
going, "Ah! The building's coming down! Help!"
The family runs back to the centre of the room
and goes, "Ta-da!"
The talent agent just sits there.
Finally, he says,
"That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"
The father says, "The Aristocrats."
(Silence)
(Chuckles)
I don't get it.
Neither do I.