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101 - -2009/4/10 17:42:00

为嘛这网上不去。。。

102 = =2009/4/11 2:22:00

俺,去睡了,这家伙还正常

3802 users onlinethe Funadvice Traffic ExchangeConnecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiyaa!
You: hi
Stranger: what's up?
You: nothing. where are u from
Stranger: netherlands, you?
You: China
Stranger: Cool :O
You: you dont like Chinese?
Stranger: I do like Chinese!
You: do u like films?
Stranger: yes, you??
You: i am very fond of films
Stranger: what kind of films do you like?
You: many different types,such as horror movies,action movies and so on
Stranger: Hmm I like horror, action and adventure the most
You: Did you see Oscar Awards this year?
Stranger: No, I don't watch those things...
You: Hm? then,what do u like watching?
Stranger: Well, I like cartoons... I know I am childish, but I like cartoons more than all those soaps and reality things.
You: cool. i also like Japanese cartoons.
Stranger: And I like some shows. And things on comedy central
Stranger: Anime!
You: sorry , Anime?My English is not so good= =
Stranger: Yes, anime are the Japanese cartoons.
You: i just know Slum Dunk
Stranger: oh I read a little bit of that
You: Do you know KAT-TUN
Stranger: No..
You: on,it is a popular idol team of Japan
Stranger: Hm, I'll check that later
You: i am its fan
Stranger: That's cool
You: no topic= =
Stranger: Heh indeed
You: what time is it in your place
Stranger: Uhhh what food do you like??
Stranger: 7:48 evening
Stranger: And in China??
You: I like Chinese food and vegetables and i dont like meat
You: 1:50AM
Stranger: Wow that's early!
Stranger: I like all kinds of foods and I don't like a lot of vegetables
You: yean,i can understand,most westerners like meat hah
Stranger: Guess that's true
Stranger: ANd there are a lot of fat people here..
You: it should be "yeah",i typed wrong the letter
Stranger: Oh! I didnt even notice
You: my speed of typing is not fast
Stranger: that doesnt really matter, it's okay
You: it is summer or spring in your location?
Stranger: its spring here
Stranger: but today it was really really warm
Stranger: and in china?
You: I am in Beijing and it is spring also
Stranger: How's the weather?
You: very warm also and i guess summer will come,it is sunny and yesterdday it was rainy
Stranger: here it was rainy two days ago. and now it's very warm. strange, but i like the warm weather
You: so do I but i dont like summer it is too hot here
Stranger: summer can indeed be too hot in some countrys. that's why i like spring the most
You: Do U know a little bit chinese
Stranger: Well I have tried a course, but I thinks it's hard..
Stranger: I can say I love you, but that's all
You: wow.it is cool.你不是天涯的吧,家伙
Stranger: What does it say??
You: just a kind of argot
Stranger: oh okay
You: cause many people know this website from a chinese forum and we just invent an argot to identify each other
Stranger: but currently i am trying to learn japanese. and after that i want to learn chinese.
Stranger: oh okay
You: a,i also wanna learn Japanese cause i wanna go there to see KATTUN's concert in the future
Stranger: that's really awesome
Stranger: ive heard japanese kanji are similar to the chinese
You: kanji ,yes. i know "gome "means" sorry"ha ha
Stranger: yes that's true! what's is sorry in chinese??
You: it is similar to the traditional chinese
Stranger: oh ok!
You: 对不起. you can pronounce "dui bu qi"
Stranger: i think that's awesome
You: Do like Leaonardo Dicarprio
Stranger: Haha ok but isn't it that letters like q and X are pronounced differently from how we do it?
Stranger: I got a Chinese girl in my class and her name is Xinyi. And people tend to pronounce it like "Kseenee" and that's wrong
You: you are right,but i dont know how to let you know its rignt pronunciation
Stranger: Well she told me how to pronounce it, so I say it the right way I think.
You: X pronounce "C" similarly
Stranger: Okay good that I know that now
Stranger: Thank you
You: you are welcome.i am off ,byebye^^
Stranger: oh okay! byee!!
Stranger: nice to have talked to you

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103 = =2009/4/11 3:45:00

好多巴西和芬兰的

104 = =2009/4/11 3:50:00

Stranger: lise?
You: hi
Stranger: are you lise?
You: i am lise
Stranger: yes that is what i meant
Stranger: I finnaly found you
Stranger: how are you?
Stranger: and how is your boyfriend henk?
You: good
Stranger: nice
You: but i cant remember u
Stranger: not?
Stranger: so bad
Stranger: how can you forget me:|
You: who r u?
Stranger: I'm Henk
Stranger: your boyfriend
You: ...
Stranger: do you have somebody else?
You: u r so funny
You: hey guy how old r u?
Stranger: I know that I'm funny
Stranger: I'm four :D
You: r u from mars?
Stranger: Nope, I'm from the moon
Stranger: and you?
You: ufo
Stranger: realllyyy
Stranger: so cool
Stranger: can you give me a ride to the earth?
You: sure
Stranger: ah cool
Stranger: maybe I can find the real Lise on earth
Stranger: thank you

105 = =2009/4/11 3:50:00

Stranger: lise?
You: hi
Stranger: are you lise?
You: i am lise
Stranger: yes that is what i meant
Stranger: I finnaly found you
Stranger: how are you?
Stranger: and how is your boyfriend henk?
You: good
Stranger: nice
You: but i cant remember u
Stranger: not?
Stranger: so bad
Stranger: how can you forget me:|
You: who r u?
Stranger: I'm Henk
Stranger: your boyfriend
You: ...
Stranger: do you have somebody else?
You: u r so funny
You: hey guy how old r u?
Stranger: I know that I'm funny
Stranger: I'm four :D
You: r u from mars?
Stranger: Nope, I'm from the moon
Stranger: and you?
You: ufo
Stranger: realllyyy
Stranger: so cool
Stranger: can you give me a ride to the earth?
You: sure
Stranger: ah cool
Stranger: maybe I can find the real Lise on earth
Stranger: thank you

106 ==2009/4/11 7:17:00

my god

我刚刚一直在跟一个人讲法语,我是觉得奇怪人家怎么不觉得我法语烂

结果那是一个12岁的小朋友啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

后来我碰上个WSN,还找我要nude pic,我骗他我12岁,他吓的连连道歉

107 = =2009/4/11 12:18:00

where are you from?
Stranger: auhauhauahauhau
You: china
Stranger: shit
为什么!

108 = =2009/4/11 12:19:00

接某楼,还碰到一cyprus姑娘,要给我看照片,于是,不得不说,那地方出美女么

pic:http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/2039092/2463570-R1-038-17A_Full.jpg

不过是不是它自己的俺就不知道了

109 = =2009/4/11 12:25:00

好羡慕她的胸。。。。。。。

110 = =2009/4/11 12:26:00

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hw r u?
You: not so bad
Stranger: hum...
Stranger: female or male?
You: where do u come from
You: fe
Stranger: sorry, i'm too
Stranger: bye
Stranger: :)
You: = =

111 = =2009/4/11 14:00:00

竟然碰到XQer,还GD了XDDD

112 泪痣君我想DT你2009/4/11 14:42:00

orz 时差党遇到时差党。。。。还是一个时区的。。难怪英文大家都很顺。。。。

泪痣君我想DT你

新人过门

  • RP:91
文:17 分:133

113 = =2009/4/11 15:42:00

遇到个18岁的巴西姑娘,说刚和bf分手,14岁就认识了,我问为啥分手,她说bf想和她ox,她还不想。。囧

Stranger: yeah, but i'm soo sad
Stranger: i broke up with my boy
You: oh..
Stranger: i'm with him since 14 years
You: why
Stranger: since i am 14 years old
Stranger: i study in the same class
Stranger: of him
You: he fell in love with other girl?
Stranger: no, it's because he want's have the first time with me but i don't know
Stranger: i don't know if it's the time to make sex
Stranger: *have sex
You: so...
Stranger: he broke up
Stranger: i'm very angry
Stranger: because it's ridiculous
Stranger: broke up because of this
You: if he really loves you, this shouldn't be the reason to break up
Stranger: yeah you are right
Stranger: thanks i will call to him
囧囧
我为毛这么认真
而且巴西姑娘会这么cj咩。。还是说我被TX了。。

114 = =2009/4/11 15:57:00

就我第一次开口hello 之后就发现对方根本就是个中国人么= =

115 什么情况2009/4/11 17:26:00

Stranger: Hi sir/madame, this is Mr. Walberg, part of the omegle team. Can I ask you some questions?
You: go ahead
Stranger: You see, we have been having problems regarding the number of Chinese using this website.
Stranger: How do we get rid of them?

116 YAMAP4EVER2009/4/11 17:30:00

You: hiiiii!
Stranger: Are you japanese?
You: NO
You: you chinese?
Stranger: japan
Stranger: do you see a japanese?
You: you know KATTUN?
Stranger: Kazuya Kamenashi
You: JIN
You: I like him
Stranger: JIN AKANISHI ?
You: yeah
Stranger: where are u from?
You: CHINA
Stranger: do you see a japanese?
You: say ...you mean?
Stranger: I want to find a japanese to talk
You: not see
You: why?
You: isn't it cool
Stranger: My english is not good to talk with US
You: it's ok
You: take your time
You: you know yamap?i like him very much.
Stranger: how many contry people do you meet
Stranger: やました ともひさ
You: yes
You: a lot
Stranger: do you like japan?
You: yes
Stranger: do you go to there ever?
You: no .but i want to
Stranger: here is not far from china
You: i know that .you live in chiba?
You: i know that yamap come from there
You: i always want to get there to take a look
Stranger: I don't come to there
You: then where are u come from
Stranger: do you konw 海ブトウ?
You: no.what's that?
Stranger: something to eat
Stranger: it from my hometown
You: ahhhhha...i know sushi
Stranger: do you like naruto?
You: what's that?
Stranger: a comic
Stranger: にんじゃ
You: i just googleed it.i 've heard about that
You: you ever meet jin or yamap?
Stranger: ninja
Stranger: sorry no..
Stranger: I can't go out from my city
You: why?

YAMAP4EVER

新人过门

  • RP:282
文:79 分:590

117 YAMAP4EVER2009/4/11 17:30:00

You: hiiiii!
Stranger: Are you japanese?
You: NO
You: you chinese?
Stranger: japan
Stranger: do you see a japanese?
You: you know KATTUN?
Stranger: Kazuya Kamenashi
You: JIN
You: I like him
Stranger: JIN AKANISHI ?
You: yeah
Stranger: where are u from?
You: CHINA
Stranger: do you see a japanese?
You: say ...you mean?
Stranger: I want to find a japanese to talk
You: not see
You: why?
You: isn't it cool
Stranger: My english is not good to talk with US
You: it's ok
You: take your time
You: you know yamap?i like him very much.
Stranger: how many contry people do you meet
Stranger: やました ともひさ
You: yes
You: a lot
Stranger: do you like japan?
You: yes
Stranger: do you go to there ever?
You: no .but i want to
Stranger: here is not far from china
You: i know that .you live in chiba?
You: i know that yamap come from there
You: i always want to get there to take a look
Stranger: I don't come to there
You: then where are u come from
Stranger: do you konw 海ブトウ?
You: no.what's that?
Stranger: something to eat
Stranger: it from my hometown
You: ahhhhha...i know sushi
Stranger: do you like naruto?
You: what's that?
Stranger: a comic
Stranger: にんじゃ
You: i just googleed it.i 've heard about that
You: you ever meet jin or yamap?
Stranger: ninja
Stranger: sorry no..
Stranger: I can't go out from my city
You: why?

YAMAP4EVER

新人过门

  • RP:282
文:79 分:590

118 = =2009/4/11 17:31:00

这样难道不是在为国人的形象抹黑.......让上面的人一提到中国人就没好感,这有啥好??

119 = =2009/4/11 19:43:00

Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: where r u from
Stranger: Mars
You: so you have no sex
Stranger: y r wrong
Stranger: we have
Stranger: you know why?
You: why
Stranger: if we don't have sex
Stranger: how can you human beings talk here
You: i dont understand
Stranger: I see
Stranger: you are a pure earth guy, right?
You: of course
You: so which country on earth do you like best
Stranger: so tell me sth about yourself
Stranger: country?
You: im chinese
Stranger: I am not familar with China
Stranger: But I think Chinese food r very good
You: which country r u familiar with
You: marese,your spelling is not that good
Stranger: you know
Stranger: I am a Marese
Stranger: so i'm not a native speaker
You: but i think you r strong enough to do anything
You: ok
You: how about your face?
Stranger: do you want to talk with me in marese?
You: i mean what do you look like
You: of course
You: can i?
Stranger: my face? what do you mean by face?
You: face is the skin on your head
You: and how they arrange
Stranger: mood~~
Stranger: fjkfhekf
You: what?
Stranger: Marese, I don't know how to explain in your language
You: give me your picture
Stranger: do you know MIB?
Stranger: ~ ~
You: sorry
You: but i could google it
You: Men in Black
You: i understand
Stranger: yes
You: u r?
Stranger: no
You: so, what do u want to say
Stranger: but I hope I can be
You: could u know the future?
You: mib r the police on mars
Stranger: you konw, as a elien who live on the earth
You: elien is what
Stranger: alien
You: ok
Stranger: lives from other planets
You: so how can i believe in you
Stranger: the quality of my everyday life depends on MIB
Stranger: you don't need to believe in me, you can just believe me
You: but i can't
Stranger: hey stranger
You: en?
Stranger: do you have a dream?
You: yes
You: every one has their own dream
Stranger: so what's that? can you describe it to me?
You: u can help me to make it true?
Stranger: depends~~
You: can u tell me your dream first?
Stranger: one day I can have my own spaceship and travel in the universe freely
You: ok good
Stranger: ok, tell me yours
You: i wanna to meet a boy who meet my demands and love me only forever and we could have happy life
You: and i wanna to meet my idol
Stranger: ?
Stranger: so you r a girl
Stranger: who is your idol?
You: why i can't be a boy?
You: akanishi jin
Stranger: a chinese guy? a human being? or a alien?
You: maybe he is a alien
Stranger: you can be a boy
You: i dont know
You: do you have picture?
Stranger: I don't konw him
You:
Stranger: no
You: ok
You: 你在开玩笑吧
Stranger: no
You: u know chinere
You: chinese
You: right
Stranger: 我是一个懂中文的火星人
Stranger: 哈哈
You: 那咱俩用中文聊吧
Stranger: why are here so many chinese
You: 你不也是吗,问你自己不就行了
Stranger: 不聊了~~ 天天聊QQ都聊烦了
You: 我早就知道了
Stranger: 难怪说
You: 不过听有意思的
You: 哈哈
Stranger: 这个网站被中国的木马攻击
You: 阿?
You: 为啥阿
Stranger: 人禸木马阿~~
You:
You: 刚才看见各
You: uk
You:
Stranger: 那么多中国人,估计80%以上的流量都是中国来的
Stranger:
You: 人家问我XI_Z问题
You: 我一激动网断了
Stranger: 这uk还真无聊
You: 谁知道阿
Stranger: ~~~
You: 你是哪里的人
Stranger: 好,我待会儿找个uk的问他北爱问题
You: 好样的!
Stranger: 我宁夏的
Stranger: 闪了闪了

120 = =2009/4/11 19:43:00

Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: where r u from
Stranger: Mars
You: so you have no sex
Stranger: y r wrong
Stranger: we have
Stranger: you know why?
You: why
Stranger: if we don't have sex
Stranger: how can you human beings talk here
You: i dont understand
Stranger: I see
Stranger: you are a pure earth guy, right?
You: of course
You: so which country on earth do you like best
Stranger: so tell me sth about yourself
Stranger: country?
You: im chinese
Stranger: I am not familar with China
Stranger: But I think Chinese food r very good
You: which country r u familiar with
You: marese,your spelling is not that good
Stranger: you know
Stranger: I am a Marese
Stranger: so i'm not a native speaker
You: but i think you r strong enough to do anything
You: ok
You: how about your face?
Stranger: do you want to talk with me in marese?
You: i mean what do you look like
You: of course
You: can i?
Stranger: my face? what do you mean by face?
You: face is the skin on your head
You: and how they arrange
Stranger: mood~~
Stranger: fjkfhekf
You: what?
Stranger: Marese, I don't know how to explain in your language
You: give me your picture
Stranger: do you know MIB?
Stranger: ~ ~
You: sorry
You: but i could google it
You: Men in Black
You: i understand
Stranger: yes
You: u r?
Stranger: no
You: so, what do u want to say
Stranger: but I hope I can be
You: could u know the future?
You: mib r the police on mars
Stranger: you konw, as a elien who live on the earth
You: elien is what
Stranger: alien
You: ok
Stranger: lives from other planets
You: so how can i believe in you
Stranger: the quality of my everyday life depends on MIB
Stranger: you don't need to believe in me, you can just believe me
You: but i can't
Stranger: hey stranger
You: en?
Stranger: do you have a dream?
You: yes
You: every one has their own dream
Stranger: so what's that? can you describe it to me?
You: u can help me to make it true?
Stranger: depends~~
You: can u tell me your dream first?
Stranger: one day I can have my own spaceship and travel in the universe freely
You: ok good
Stranger: ok, tell me yours
You: i wanna to meet a boy who meet my demands and love me only forever and we could have happy life
You: and i wanna to meet my idol
Stranger: ?
Stranger: so you r a girl
Stranger: who is your idol?
You: why i can't be a boy?
You: akanishi jin
Stranger: a chinese guy? a human being? or a alien?
You: maybe he is a alien
Stranger: you can be a boy
You: i dont know
You: do you have picture?
Stranger: I don't konw him
You:
Stranger: no
You: ok
You: 你在开玩笑吧
Stranger: no
You: u know chinere
You: chinese
You: right
Stranger: 我是一个懂中文的火星人
Stranger: 哈哈
You: 那咱俩用中文聊吧
Stranger: why are here so many chinese
You: 你不也是吗,问你自己不就行了
Stranger: 不聊了~~ 天天聊QQ都聊烦了
You: 我早就知道了
Stranger: 难怪说
You: 不过听有意思的
You: 哈哈
Stranger: 这个网站被中国的木马攻击
You: 阿?
You: 为啥阿
Stranger: 人禸木马阿~~
You:
You: 刚才看见各
You: uk
You:
Stranger: 那么多中国人,估计80%以上的流量都是中国来的
Stranger:
You: 人家问我XI_Z问题
You: 我一激动网断了
Stranger: 这uk还真无聊
You: 谁知道阿
Stranger: ~~~
You: 你是哪里的人
Stranger: 好,我待会儿找个uk的问他北爱问题
You: 好样的!
Stranger: 我宁夏的
Stranger: 闪了闪了

121 - -2009/4/11 19:46:00

玩了几次发现真的挺无聊的,还碰上个cos泥轰金的,结果连masaka都拼错,我orz

122 伤心2009/4/12 21:23:00

为什么我一表明自己的国籍就被挂,哎……

123 囧了2009/4/12 21:40:00

我碰到个波兰佬

我骗他我是日本人

他问我要照片,就随便找了张给他

他说有更有趣的日本女孩的照片

ORZ

我看了一下,长得像建国嫂啊……

请务必确认身后没有人再点开,虽然没有露点

http://pic.55.la/temp/2009/04/12/07/100005291987716.gif

124 = =2009/4/12 21:50:00

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: T T~
Stranger: hey strangers
You: HEY MAN~
Stranger: female or male
You: FEMALE. AND U?
Stranger: boyo(∩_∩)o
You: ……
Stranger: what you like
You: chinese?
Stranger: japan
You: USO= =
Stranger: --!
You: XQer?
Stranger: hehe
You: OTL
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
=========
麻痹老子想找老外= =++++
于是姑娘我想告诉你
你的O(∩_∩)O曝露了身份

125 伤心2009/4/12 21:51:00

COS了霓虹金碰上了个棒子,不知道他咋以为我是GAY的囧

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi there
You: hi
Stranger: where r u from?
You: Japan
Stranger: ohhhh..
Stranger: i'm from Korea.
You: really?
Stranger: true..
Stranger: which city
You: oosaka
Stranger: interesting..
You: and you?
Stranger: i've been there many times..
You: really?
Stranger: seoul
You: so you can speak Japaness?
Stranger: male?
You: f
Stranger: actually,no..
You: ty?
Stranger: i like f..
You: i like m
Stranger: r u a student or?
Stranger: cool
You: student
Stranger: which university?
You: myoji
Stranger: ahh.sorry...i don't know it..
Stranger: ur age?
You: meiji in english
Stranger: yepp...then i know it...
Stranger: a good uni...
You: so so
Stranger: what's ur major?
Stranger: hello?
You: yes?
Stranger: ur age?
You: my english is not that right
Stranger: so do i..lol
Stranger: my english is poor..
You: how do you konw this webside
Stranger: google..
Stranger: what about u?
You: a bbs in my country
Stranger: i like bbs..
You: me too
Stranger: i spent many time in bbs these days...haha
You: what do you think about Japan
You: i spent many time in bbs these years...haha
Stranger: a nice country...btw..i like japanese girls...
You: y?
Stranger: yes...u r beautiful and fashion..
You: better then your country's?
Stranger: i think yes..
You: hehe
Stranger: i went to tokyo last year..
You: travelling?
Stranger: bussiness...girls there are very very sexy...makes me hot sometimes..haha
You: chun brother is a pure man
Stranger: ?
You: nothing
Stranger: what is that?
You: so ,you're a business man
Stranger: yepp.
You: how old?
Stranger: 32
You: 10 years older then me
Stranger: u r a little boy.
You: you think i'm still a boy?
Stranger: absolutely..
You: you like boy?
Stranger: i like girls.
Stranger: especially hot babes...do u?
You: but i like man
Stranger: r u a gay?
You: maybe
Stranger: cool
You: do you have gay friends?
Stranger: not really
Stranger: orry
You: that's ok
Stranger: sorry:)
You: have you ever seen gv?
Stranger: gv?
You: like av ,but only man
Stranger: no..actually,i'm not a gay...
Stranger: i only like woman..
You: i know some straight man also watch gv
You: so you like av?
Stranger: sometimes
You: Japaness or Korea?
Stranger: both
You: it's late,and i have a paper to wright
Stranger: ok
You: bye
Stranger: bye for now

126 - -2009/4/12 22:19:00

知道是中国人后就DISCONNECT了

127 遭遇还行2009/4/17 6:19:00

碰上了一英国小正太,听到我说CHINA来句COOL~~

结果这小弟弟到最后又加了我MSN。。。于是就MSN了。。这是为毛= =

128 调戏与反调戏2009/4/17 10:07:00

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: m or f
You: f
Stranger: m
You: u r the first one who normally says hi to me btw
Stranger: i love wearing bras and girls panties
You: guess i was wrong then
Stranger: stay
You: alright
Stranger: that was my brothe
Stranger: r
You: what else do u like to do?
You: ..
Stranger: he is annoying
You: kkk ok
Stranger: where u live
You: bos, MA
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i love wearing bras
Stranger: ?
You: ok ,cool
Stranger: reallt
Stranger: i wear girls panties
You: yea
Stranger: do u like bras
You: sure, i wear it everyday
Stranger: same
You: thats good
Stranger: i wear dresses
You: keep it up
You: then wats ur favorite color
Stranger: pink
You: same
You: see, we have a lot of commonsss
Stranger: cool
Stranger: i wear girls panties and bras to skool
You: r u really a male?
Stranger: i want to be female
You: so be one
Stranger: i going to
Stranger: when im older
You: like how old
Stranger: im wearing a bra now
Stranger: ?
You: wat do u expect me to say
Stranger: idk
Stranger: is there anything u hate about bras
You: alright enough jokes i gotta go
You: byeeeeeeee
Stranger: :(
Stranger: im going shoppin
Stranger: want to come
You: for more bras

129 -v-2009/4/17 10:43:00

碰到一个巴西otaku,听到china还说cool,然后还很囧地跟我学一个专业
聊来聊去发现在ACG方面口味类似,最后留了msn。。。。

130 = =2009/4/17 13:44:00

挺好玩的,虽然JP的男人女人都遇到了,但是个别也有有趣的人,刚和一16岁的美国小DD聊美剧,那DD太积极太有理想了。。。我汗颜死了

没遇到同胞,也没人看到china就断掉。。。。

131 这。。。2009/4/17 15:36:00

You: hi
Stranger: Once, there was a house in the woods
Stranger: Few people would ever talk bout it, but it had been there for years
Stranger: One day, a little girl went out for a walk in the woods by herself, and never came back
You: what?
Stranger: People said that perhaps she had found the house, and that the spirits that lived there had imprisoned her.
Stranger: But, other, more pragmatic folk, said she had probably been kidnapped
Stranger: They used her story to scare their children into behaving.
You: Story ?
Stranger: Apparently. :)
Stranger: One day, a young woman came into town.
Stranger: She wore a long black cloak, and carried a sword made of fine glass
Stranger: She never spoke a word, and yet everyone seemed to understand what she meant.
Stranger: As she sat in the local tavern, an old, old man caught a glimpse of her face deep in the folds of her cloak, and recognized her.
Stranger: "Eliza," he said, for she was the little girl who had disappeared so long ago
Stranger: "Father" she said, the first words since returning to the town.
Stranger: "You've returned..." said the old man, astonished.
You: What do you want to tell me?
Stranger: "I have, father. I fell into the faerie land that lies within the house in the woods. I was beloved of their prince, and he called me his own. He sends me here with a message," she said.
Stranger: "What is the message, my child?" asked the old man, his heart trembling.
Stranger: "The message is

132 ..2009/4/17 19:33:00

You: oh are u a guy? i thought ur a girl..lol
You: lol i guess so haha
You: asians are like everywhere ..
Stranger: haha, no i'm a guy..
Stranger: how can you know that i'm a guy?
You: ur name?
Stranger: yes, I like asians :D lol
You: u do?
Stranger: of course
You: i thought
You: western ppl dont like asians
You: coz i met a few ppl here
Stranger: what? u're crazy.. at least I dont!
You: saying that they dont like asians
You: thanks
Stranger: thats bull.. !
You: lol but they dont kno i'm asian haha
Stranger: haha, don't you look asian?
You: i do, but i talked to them on omegle, they couldnt see my face/ lol
You: they couldnt tell
Stranger: haha LOL
You: yea~
Stranger: i'm gonna try something, now.. tell me if im wrong....
You: ok
Stranger: what about this:
Stranger: 你好美
You: lol
You: i kno
You: thanks
You: jokes
You: did u tyope that??
You: type*
Stranger: it's my little secret ;)
You: ur not chinese arent u
You: lol
Stranger: now, i'm nor :)

133 ..2009/4/17 19:33:00

You: oh are u a guy? i thought ur a girl..lol
You: lol i guess so haha
You: asians are like everywhere ..
Stranger: haha, no i'm a guy..
Stranger: how can you know that i'm a guy?
You: ur name?
Stranger: yes, I like asians :D lol
You: u do?
Stranger: of course
You: i thought
You: western ppl dont like asians
You: coz i met a few ppl here
Stranger: what? u're crazy.. at least I dont!
You: saying that they dont like asians
You: thanks
Stranger: thats bull.. !
You: lol but they dont kno i'm asian haha
Stranger: haha, don't you look asian?
You: i do, but i talked to them on omegle, they couldnt see my face/ lol
You: they couldnt tell
Stranger: haha LOL
You: yea~
Stranger: i'm gonna try something, now.. tell me if im wrong....
You: ok
Stranger: what about this:
Stranger: 你好美
You: lol
You: i kno
You: thanks
You: jokes
You: did u tyope that??
You: type*
Stranger: it's my little secret ;)
You: ur not chinese arent u
You: lol
Stranger: now, i'm nor :)

134 ..2009/4/17 19:33:00

Stranger: I can give you my msn-adress, then I can show you that im not chinese :D
You: lol

135 ..2009/4/17 19:33:00

Stranger: I can give you my msn-adress, then I can show you that im not chinese :D
You: lol

136 Orz2009/4/18 13:47:00

没遇到同胞啊

137 omegle O2009/4/19 15:59:00

TL..

138 = =2009/5/23 17:43:00

碰到个澳大利亚姑娘,居然一起聊学习OTZ

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: HI
Stranger: wat ya doing
Stranger: m or f
You: nothing,f
Stranger: sames here, m
You: well
Stranger: where you from
You: china
Stranger: it seems everyone is from china tonite
Stranger: im from aus
You: how about the season there,aus
Stranger: its winter so its getting cold
Stranger: and u
You: summer
Stranger: ohh i wish it was summer here
You: summer is well,but is so hot here
Stranger: i will trade you seasins
You: haha
Stranger: how old are you
You: 20,and u
Stranger: im 18 about to turn 19 in 1 week
You: younger than me
Stranger: yep
Stranger: im so bored
You: why
Stranger: cause i have nothing to do, i could masterbate but im to tired lol
You: i have to prepare my class,but i’m tired too
Stranger: your a teacher
You: acutally a student
Stranger: wat ya studing
You: ad
Stranger: ad?
You: advertisement
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: is it fun
You: what about you
Stranger: im a university student
You: study what
Stranger: i study
Mechanical Engineering
Electrical Engineering
Hydrolical Engineering
Advanced Maths
Advaced Physics
You: u'll be
You: an Engineer in future?
Stranger: yep 30grand for each corse 120grand in total got a massive debt by il havit payed off by the end of 2012
You: seems a long time,2012
Stranger: each course gos for 5 years but im ding all at the same time
You: i think it's hard
Stranger: itshard but i enjoy it, which makes it easy
Stranger: currently top in class
You: so cool
You: i don't like study very well
Stranger: no one likes to study
You: right,but we have to
Stranger: unforuntaley yes
You: what about the university in aus,some of my friends hope to study there after graduate
Stranger: i go the the brisbance campus st lucia it massive and there si lots to do
You: sounds good
Stranger: it is
You: well,does study ad there,I mean aus, is a good choice?
Stranger: im sorry i have to go i need to go to a late night session at uni im going to get ahead even more, we have had a good convo but sadley i have to go.bye
You: bye,and thx ~~
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

139 = =|||2009/5/23 18:01:00

遇到两个棒国人民

都是一看见china就disconnect...XXX的欺负我手不够快...

140 - -2009/5/23 18:10:00

刚遇到一学光子物理学的印度DD

还挺可爱~~~XD

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