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1楼主 笑喷2007/8/28 23:43:00
Author: FalconKuraitaka
Summary: Dumbledore wants to say something to Voldemort.
A/N: Okay my friends and I made this when we were really hyper when it occurred to us.
Chapter 1 The Only Chapter（翻译 By hairstreak）
Dumbledore was walking through the Dark Fortress where Voldemort was. He kept on walking until he came face to face with Voldemort.
邓不利多穿过魔王所在的黑森林。他径直走到魔王的面前。
“Voldemort, I wish to say something to you,” Dumbledore yelled across the throne room at Voldemort.
“小V（出于译者喜好……），偶有事要找你，”邓不利多的声音穿透了魔王的房间。
“Well, tell me you old coot! What do you want to say?” Voldemort asked from his throne.
“好吧，说吧你这个老傻瓜！你要告诉我什么？”魔王在他的地盘问。
Taking a deep breath Dumbledore began….
邓不利多做了个深呼吸之后发话……。
“I wish you were in my room…
“偶希望你能呆在偶的房间里…
On my bed…
在偶的床上…
The lights are off…
关掉所有的灯…
We go under the covers and…”
然后我们在被子下面…”
By this time Voldemort was creeped out (which is a hard task) and scared (which is an even harder task). “ Maybe he’s finally lost his marbles,” thought Voldemort. He was ready to run ASAP if needed.
这时候魔王正在偷偷溜走（你知道这不容易）并且开始感到害怕（这更难办到）。“也许这老头终于疯了。”魔王想。如果可以他会跑的越快越好。
“I show you my new watch that glows in the dark!” Dumbledore continues.
“偶就会给你看看偶的新手表在黑暗中闪闪发亮！”邓不利多接着说。
Voldemort stared at him ingenuously. The man MUST have lost his marbles.
魔王愕然向对方望过去。这家伙绝对疯了。
Seeing Voldemort’s face Dumbledore asks,” What else were you thinking?”
邓不利多看到魔王的表情问道：“你在想些什么？”
There was a silence for about twenty seconds.
对望20秒钟以后。
Then suddenly Dumbledore yells,” YOU PERVERT!” and stalks back to the Order of Phoenix’s Headquarter.
突然邓不利多喊道，“你丫有病！”然后大摇大摆返回凤凰社总部。
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END！
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