581整理发表于:2008/4/3 0:18:00
582整理发表于:2008/4/3 0:18:00
出版社真情大放送,绝世小攻之SMFH篇~
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一朝离了课堂 为学ML豆装纯良?
无奈刚学会伪装 就引来黑手党一筐?
柔弱却假装刚强 精明外表是包装?
看我玩转各手段 不做TOP不见娘?
我是可爱小攻我怕谁 邪恶腹黑假善良?
脸蛋够清纯 作词够YD?
千方百计让你笑到泪汪汪?
仰慕我偷偷藏 国民偶像是队长?
故意表白很彻底 无辜眼神让啊让你慌?
SM:你。。你。。你要干什么?
FH:哈哈哈哈 别怕 难道不知道现在流行年下么?
话说我褪去纯情的伪装 只把歌词写到欲火狂?
一句一压倒 欲望我眼中烧?
S星王子河童大神风情饶?
别说你什么步骤都不知晓 S就要S到门牙都笑掉?
反攻太遥远 乖乖配合好?
春光无限春意盎然春色无止休?
SM一看见土豆 玻璃一地眼泪流?
ERO从没有尽头 手妈子猫打包收?
SM:这就是所谓的真攻不露相 露相非真攻么??
FH:哈哈哈哈哈 顺我者昌 逆我者亡?
我是可爱小攻我怕谁 邪恶腹黑假善良?
脸蛋够清纯 手段够YD?
千方百计折腾你到泪汪汪?
作词偶尔YY狂 做人阳光少年郎?
可爱无敌外表装 小恶魔本质被隐藏?
年下诱惑功力谁能比我强?
(念)想要学艺只需呈上三百两??
http://music.fenbei.com/l/1910578
用笔记本自带的话筒录的,噪音比较大,鞠躬ing
583整理发表于:2008/4/3 0:20:00
如果你也听说?
突然发现黑了好久
不知要往哪下手
还不想放弃的我
再黑下去只会更寂寞
许多话题关于我儿
就连我也有听过
你的FH要被认可
多少努力没人诉说
时间把土豆皮剥落
拿掉伪装剩下什么
为什么黑你时候
想你更多
如果你也听说
有没有想过我
你明明就瘦弱
还是你 wanna be on top
好多好多的话想对你说
悬着一颗心没着落
要怎么附和
舍不得又无可奈何
如果你也听说
会不会相信我
对流言会附和
还是你知道我还是我
黑来黑去才明白了许多
懂我的人 没有一个
想到你变TOP
胸口就会温热
许多话题关于我儿
就连我也有听过
你歪脖傻笑装不懂
其实反而显得做作
时间把土豆皮剥落
拿掉伪装剩下什么
为什么黑你时候
想你更多
如果你也听说
有没有想过我
黑手党不好过
还是你依然会心疼我
好多好多的话想对你说
悬着一颗心没着落
要怎么附和
舍不得 却无可奈何
如果你也听说
会不会相信我
对流言会附和
还是你知道我还是我
黑来黑去才明白了许多
懂我的人 就你一个
想到你变TOP
胸口就会温热 *
如果你也听说
有没有想过我
你明明就瘦弱
还是你 wanna be on top
黑来黑去才明白了许多
FH的人就你一个
想到你想起我
胸口依然温柔
如果你想起我
你会想到什么
584整理发表于:2008/4/3 0:21:00
请各位配合Fergie的Fergalicious,一起来烧猪XD
http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/oJtLUcCyoS4/
注:SM=手妈
Tegolicious

Four, tres, two, uno
[SM]
Listen up ya'll, 'cause this is it
The pig that I'm baking is delicious ![]()
[烧猪]
Tegolicious definition make them SMs go loco
They want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my photo.
You could see me, you can squeeze me.
I am easy, I am sleazy.
I got reasons why I tease 'em.
SMs don’t come and go like seasons.
Tegolicious (so delicious)
But I ain't promiscuous.
And if you was suspicious,
All that shit is fictitious.
I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)![]()
That puts them SMs on rock, rock.
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)
So delicious (it's hot, hot)
So delicious (I put them SMs on rock, rock)
So delicious (they wanna taste of what I got)
I'm Tegolicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)
Tegolicious def-,
Tegolicious def-,
Tegolicious def- ["def" is echoing]
Tegolicious definition make them SMs go crazy.
They always claim they know me,
Comin' to me call me Tessi (Hey, Tessi),
I'm the T to the E, G, O, the S, the H, the I,
And can't no other piggie put it down like me.
I'm Tegolicious (so delicious)
My body stay vicious![]()
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness
They’re my witness (oooh, wee)
I put yo' SMs on rock, rock
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)
So delicious (it's hot, hot)
So delicious (I put them SMs on rock, rock)
So delicious (they wanna taste of what I got)
Tegolicious (hold, hold, hold, hold, hold up, check it out)
Baby, baby, baby,
If you really want me,
Honey get some patience.
Maybe then you'll get a taste.
I'll be tasty, tasty,
I'll be laced with lacey.
It's so tasty, tasty,
It'll make you crazy.
[SM]
T to the A, to the S T E Y – 猪, you're tasty, T to the A to the S T E Y – 猪, you're tasty
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, hit it Tessi
[烧猪]
All the time I turn around brotha's gather round always looking at me up and down looking at my (uuhh)
I just wanna say it now - I ain't trying to round up drama, other piggies I don't wanna take your mum.
And I know I'm coming off just a little bit conceited and I keep on repeating how the SMs wanna eat it.
But I'm tryin' to tell, that I can't be treated like clientele
'Cause they say he’s...
Delicious (so delicious)
But I ain't promiscuous
And if you was suspicious
All that shit is fictitious
I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)
That puts them SMs on rock, rock
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (got, got, got)
Four, tres, two, uno.
My body stay vicious,
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness,
They’re my witness (oooh, wee).
I put yo' SM on rock, rock,
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I'm Tegolicious, t-t-t-t-t tasty, tasty
It's so delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I'm Tegolicious, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t (aye, aye, aye, aye)
[SM]
T to the A, to the S T E Y – 猪, you're tasty. T to the A, to the S T E Y – 猪, you're tasty
T to the A, to the S T E Y -猪, you're tasty. T to the A, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the, E to the, L I C I O U S, to the
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)
T to the A, to the S T E Y -猪, you're tasty. T to the A, to the S T E Y -猪, you're tasty
T to the A, to the S T E Y -猪, you're tasty. T to the A, to the, four, tres, two, uno
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the.....

585哎发表于:2008/4/3 0:34:00
586bambina发表于:2008/4/3 0:34:00
这孩子咋办?整天yy自己m自己m,结果一开口一做事就是个大s,泪,娘为你不值啊!!!
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扮猪吃老虎嘛,挺好的……噗
587170发表于:2008/4/3 1:09:00
发现隔壁那贴里有不少人真的认为他很M啊
一滴汗
588其实啦。发表于:2008/4/3 1:10:00
5890发表于:2008/4/3 3:09:00
590蝎子窝发表于:2008/4/3 8:45:00
早起向儿子表白
591mia发表于:2008/4/3 8:46:00
早起tl
sm们的歌真让我blx了一整晚
今天开始做亲妈,握拳~
5921826发表于:2008/4/3 9:23:00
听那句:[拨开迷雾我想认真去爱从未见过面的你],总觉得鼻子酸酸的,T^T,觉得这句话好感动。
以前么听过这个,现在正在很认真地学,我下次唱K去一定要唱。
T^T,以前总想抛弃小强,因为嫌弃他有小强的外表(小),而且时不时就让我BLX,我现在知道自己错了,泪,土豆,我爱你啊
CHU口害羞的跑掉
593绝世发表于:2008/4/3 9:27:00
TL……
穿越地说俺是因为姐姐声控小孩我跟着听所以也控上了的,06年11月至今……不过因为姐姐不是主控小三这人颜又一天一变……所以一直米注意过这人长啥样……
后来么看到很多人黑这人,姐姐帮着反黑,俺在一边帮腔,帮着帮着就暗恋了,本来就一直追这楼,到现在追了大概5个月了,前段时间终于鼓起勇气去看了传说中无比惊悚的MBMH,意外的觉得他很可爱>_< 各么就饭上了……= =
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各么LS的要转载的,俺是内出版社,转载随意~~民那都是SM吖……
话说俺和姐姐统一意见就是这人米在做作的时候(自抽)真的很文艺青年feel……跪
594170发表于:2008/4/3 9:29:00
话说俺和姐姐统一意见就是这人米在做作的时候(自抽)真的很文艺青年feel……跪
5951826发表于:2008/4/3 9:30:00
越听越想哭啊
那种感觉就好像自己爱上了一个从未见过面的人(事实好像就是这样),然后一辈子不能见面(事实就是如此),好好的活着,就是为了如果将来有机会能见到他就让他看到一个最美的自己,虽然回报可能只是一个笑容或者什么都没有,但是就是心甘情愿的付出
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5961826发表于:2008/4/3 9:31:00
而且是上个世纪30年代的文艺青年
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鲁迅
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597==发表于:2008/4/3 9:36:00
最近要掀起后妈变亲妈的热潮么
598mia发表于:2008/4/3 9:43:00
越听越想哭啊
那种感觉就好像自己爱上了一个从未见过面的人(事实好像就是这样),然后一辈子不能见面(事实就是如此),好好的活着,就是为了如果将来有机会能见到他就让他看到一个最美的自己,虽然回报可能只是一个笑容或者什么都没有,但是就是心甘情愿的付出
555555
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我昨天为了“也曾为你收过补品,竭尽全力哭到天明,拨开迷雾我想认真去爱,从未见面的你”
哭了一晚上了~? @_@
5991826发表于:2008/4/3 9:44:00
600==发表于:2008/4/3 9:46:00