其实51和244的相遇是命运!

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61= -发表于:2007/3/23 23:07:00

双眼皮太有才了..


62大LOLI发表于:2007/3/23 23:11:00

真NB

63= =发表于:2007/3/23 23:14:00

  至德二年收复西京,玄宗上自成都回长安当了太上皇。他派人祭奠杨贵妃,后来想要改葬,李辅国等人不允许。玄宗便悄悄命人移葬在别处,当初埋杨贵妃的时候用以紫褥裹着,移葬的时候肌肤都寻不见了,胸前的锦香囊还在。中官葬完后将锦香囊献给玄宗,玄宗藏在袖子里。他又令画工描绘杨贵妃的图形,朝夕看着叹息。

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  51开了SOLO,并坚持这是最后一次SOLO。他在杂志上暗示244,想要KK的节目更多些,KO们却不允许。51便悄悄命取了244的杯子,放在帝国剧院的乐屋。STAFF录完244的节目后将244的一些事情告诉51,51却说,“不对哦,刚之前是怎样怎样的。”原来51一直录下244的各种节目,朝夕看着叹息。


64NND发表于:2007/3/23 23:25:00

看63楼。

前两句想冷笑。

后三句却有点感动了


65嘿嘿发表于:2007/3/23 23:25:00

展开打印 您是第1051个读者

双眼皮大人太有才了!!


66本想飞燕发表于:2007/3/23 23:28:00

来对称的 可惜非得搭上个赵合德 叹... 

67长恨歌发表于:2007/3/23 23:31:00

长恨歌

长恨歌

汉皇重色思倾国
御宇多年求不得
杨家有女初长成
养在深闺人未识
天生丽质难自弃
一朝选在君王侧
回眸一笑百媚生
六宫粉黛无颜色
春寒赐浴华清池
温泉水滑洗凝脂
侍儿扶起娇无力
始是新承恩泽时
云鬓花颜金步摇
芙蓉帐暖度春宵
春宵苦短日高起
从此君王不早朝
承欢侍宴无闲暇
春从春游夜专夜
后宫佳丽三千人
三千宠爱在一身
金星妆成娇侍夜
玉楼宴罢醉和春
姊妹弟兄皆列士
可怜光彩生门户
遂令天下父母心
不重生男重生女
骊宫高处入青云
仙乐风飘处处闻
缓歌慢舞凝丝竹
尽日君王看不足

渔阳鼙鼓动地来
惊破霓裳羽衣曲
九重城阙烟尘生
千乘万骑西南行
翠华摇摇行复止
西出都门百馀里
六军不发无奈何
宛转蛾眉马前死
花钿委地无人收
翠翘金雀玉搔头
君王掩面救不得
回看血泪相和流
黄埃散漫风萧索
云栈萦纡登剑阁
峨嵋山下少人行
旌旗无光日色薄
蜀江水碧蜀山青
圣主朝朝暮暮情
行宫见月伤心色
夜雨闻铃肠断声


天旋地转回龙驭
到此踌躇不能去
马嵬坡下泥土中
不见玉颜空死处
君臣相顾尽沾衣
东望都门信马归
归来池苑皆依旧
太液芙蓉未央柳
芙蓉如面柳如眉
对此如何不泪垂
春风桃李花开日
秋雨梧桐叶落时
西宫南内多秋草
落叶满阶红不扫
梨园子弟白发新
椒房阿监青娥老
夕殿萤飞思悄然
孤灯挑尽未成眠
迟迟钟鼓初长夜
耿耿星河欲曙天
鸳鸯瓦冷霜华重
翡翠衾寒谁与共
悠悠生死别经年
魂魄不曾来入梦

临邛道士鸿都客
能以精诚致魂魄
为感君王辗转思
遂教方士殷勤觅
排空驭气奔如电
升天入地求之遍
上穷碧落下黄泉
两处茫茫皆不见
忽闻海上有仙山
山在虚无缥缈间
楼阁玲珑五云起
其中绰约多仙子
中有一人字太真
雪肤花貌参差是
金阙西厢叩玉扃
转教小玉报双成
闻道汉家天子使
九华帐里梦魂惊
揽衣推枕起徘徊
珠箔银屏迤逦开
云鬓半偏新睡觉
花冠不整下堂来
风吹仙袂飘飘举
犹似霓裳羽衣舞
玉容寂寞泪阑干
梨花一枝春带雨
含情凝睇谢君王
一别音容两渺茫
昭阳殿里恩爱绝
蓬莱宫中日月长
回头下望人寰处
不见长安见尘雾
唯将旧物表深情
钿合金钗寄将去
钗留一股合一扇
钗擘黄金合分钿
但教心似金钿坚
天上人间会相见
临别殷勤重寄词
词中有誓两心知
七月七日长生殿
夜半无人私语时
在天愿作比翼鸟
在地愿为连理枝
天长地久有时尽
此恨绵绵无绝期


The Everlasting Regret

The beauty-loving monarch longed year after year
To find a beautiful lady without peer.
A maiden of the Yang to womanhood just grown,
In inner chambers bred, to the world was unknown.
Endowed with natural beauty too hard to hide,
One day she stood selected for the monarch's side.
Turning her head, she smiled so sweet and full of grace
That she outshone in six palaces the fairest face.
She bathed in glassy water of warm-fountain pool,
Which laved and smoothed her creamy skin when spring was cool.
Upborne by her attendants, she rose too faint to move,
And this was when she first received the monarch's love.
Flowerlike face and cloudlike hair, golden-headdressed,
In lotus-flower curtain she spent the night blessed.
She slept till sun rose high, for the blessed night was short;
From then on the monarch held no longer morning court.
In revels as in feasts she shared her lord's delight,
His companion on trips and his mistress at night.
In inner palace dwelt three thousand ladies fair;
On her alone was lavished royal love and care.
Her beauty served the night when dressed in Golden Bower
Or drunk with wine and spring at banquet in Jade Tower.
All her sisters and brothers received rank and fieft
And honours showered on her household, to the grief
Of the fathers and mothers who'd rather give birth
To a fair maiden than any sone on earth.
The lofty palace towered high into blue cloud,
With wind-borne music so divine the air was loud.
Seeing slow dance and hearing fluted or stringed song,
The emperor was never tired the whole day long.

But rebels beat their war drums, making the earth quake
And "Song of Rainbow Skirt and Coat of Feathers" break.
A cloud of dust was raised o'er city walls nine-fold;
Thousands of chariots and horsemen southwestward rolled.
Imperial flags moved slowly now and halted then,
And thirty miles from Western Gate they stopped again.
Six armies would not march - what could be done? - with speed
Until the Lady Yang was killed before the steed.
None would pick up her hairpin fallen to the ground
Or golden bird and comb with which her head was crowned.
The monarch could not save her and hid his face in fear;
Turning his head, he saw her blood mix with his tear.
The yellow dust spread wide, the wind blew desolate;
A serpentine plank path led to cloud-capped Sword Gate.
Below the Eyebrow Mountains wayfarers were few;
In fading sunlight royal standards lost their hue.
On western waters blue and western mountains green
The monarch's heart was daily gnawed by sorrow keen.
The moon viewed from his tent shed a soul-searing light;
The bells heard in night rain made a heart-rending sound.

Suddenly turned the tide. Returning from his flight,
The monarch could not tear himself away from the ground
Where 'mid the clods beneath the slope he couldn't forget
The fair-faced Lady Yang, who was unfairly slain.
He looked at ministers, with tears his robe was wet;
They rode east to the capital, but with loose rein.
Back, he found her pond and garden in the old place,
With lotus in the lake and willows by the hall.
Willow leaves like her brows and lotus like her face;
At the sight of all these, how could his tears not fall
Or when in vernal breeze were peach and plum full-blown
Or when in autumn rain parasol leaves were shed?
In western as in southern court was grass o'ergrown;
With fallen leaves unswept the marble steps turned red.
Actors, although still young, began to have hair grey;
Eunuchs and waiting maids looked old in palace deep.
Fireflies flitting the hall, mutely he pined away;
The lonely lampwick burned out; still he could not sleep.
Slowly beat drums and rang bells; night began to grow long;
Bright shone the Milky Way; daybreak seemed to come late.
The lovebird tiles grew chilly with hoar frost so strong,
And his kingfisher quilt was cold, not shared by a mate.
One long, long year the dead and the living were parted;
Her soul came not in dreams to see the brokenhearted.

A Taoist sorcerer came to the palace door,
Skilled to summon the spirit from the other shore.
Moved by the monarch's yearning for the departed fair,
He was ordered to seek for her everywhere.
Borne on the air, like flash of lightning he flew;
In heaven and on earth he searched through and through.
Up to the azure vault and down to deepest place,
Nor above nor below could he e'er find her trace.
He learned that on the sea where fairy mountains proud
That now appeared, now disappeared amid the cloud
Of rainbow colours where rose magnificent bowers
And dwelt so many fairies as graceful as flowers.
Among them was a queen whose name was Ever True;
Her snow-white skin and sweet face might afford a clue.
Knocking at western gate of palace hall, he bade
The porter fair to inform the queen's waiting maid.
When she heard there came the monarch's embassy,
The queen was startled out of dreams in her canopy.
Pushing aside the pillow, she rose and got dressed,
Passing through silver screen and pearl shade to meet the guest.
Her cloudlike hair awry, not full awake at all,
Her flowery cap slanted, she came into the hall.
The wind blew up her fairy sleeves and made them float
As if she danced the "Rainbow Skirt and Feathered Coat."
Her jade-white face crisscrossed with tears in lonely world
Like a spray of pear blossoms in spring rain impearled.
She bade him thank her lord, lovesick and brokenhearted;
They knew nothing of each other after they parted.
Love and happiness long ended within palace walls;
Days and months appeared long in the fairyland halls.
Turning her head and fixing on the earth her gaze,
She saw no capital 'mid clouds of dust and haze.
To show her love was deep, she took out keepsakes old
For him to carry back, hairpin and case of gold.
Keeping one side of the case and one wing of the pin,
She sent to her dear lord the other half of the twin.
"If our two hearts as firm as the gold should remain,
In heaven or on earth we'll sometime meet again."
At parting she confided to the messenger
A secret vow known only to her lord and her.
On seventh day of seventh moon when none was near,
At midnight in Long Life Hall he whispered in her ear,
"On high, we'd be two lovebirds flying wing to wing;
On earth, two trees with branches twined from spring to spring."
The boundless sky and endless earth may pass away,
But this vow unfulfilled will be regretted for aye.


68发表于:2007/3/23 23:33:00

完全ORZ了

69= =发表于:2007/3/23 23:38:00

  杨贵妃(719~756年),名玉环。据说其美貌如花,通晓音律舞蹈。初为唐玄宗之子寿王妃,后得玄宗喜爱,天宝四载(745年)封为贵妃。因其集三千宠爱于一身,其兄姐皆显贵,堂兄杨国忠把持朝政。755年安禄山叛乱,杨贵妃与玄宗逃至马嵬驿。随军诛杨国忠,并请玄宗赐其自尽。缢亡。一说其以替身代之缢,其逃向了东瀛。

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  244,名堂本刚。据说其身小可爱,通晓音律舞蹈。初为准一所喜,后为51唯一,后于97年正式出道。因其集三千宠爱于一身,其兄木村为超级IDOL,又为JOHNNYS SAN所喜。01年偷拍照事件,244与51被迫公布三不原则。J家封杀小道,并请51与244不要在公众场合单独相处。恋情夭折。一说两人以阳奉阴违,在暗底里互通有无,三不形同虚设。


70- -发表于:2007/3/23 23:40:00

唐诗绝句《汉宫曲》唱道:“水色帘前流玉霜,赵家飞燕侍昭阳,掌中舞罢箫声绝,三十六宫秋夜长。”诗中描写在月儿皎洁的秋夜,洞箫吹着优美的旋律,在昭阳宫侍奉皇帝的赵飞燕,随着音乐的起伏跳起了掌上之舞。后代的人们由此诗得知,在我国的历史上,有个叫赵飞燕的女子,竟然能站在他人的掌上跳舞。真可谓奇迹中的奇迹。

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烁客《月夜物语》咏道:“若隐若现於薄云里的满月,月光浮现了你的影子。藏在心里的悲伤 继续隐藏著吗?不该有的接吻,让我疯狂起来。”歌中描写在月夜神秘的气氛下,侍者秋山用洞箫吹着优美的旋律,在白龙宫侍奉皇帝的堂飞燕,随着音乐的起伏跳起了丝绸之舞。后代的人们由此曲得知,在洁霓丝的历史上,有个叫堂飞燕的女子,竟然能缠绕在丝绸上跳舞。真可谓shock中的shock。


71...发表于:2007/3/23 23:41:00

只能OTZ了..

72发表于:2007/3/23 23:46:00

下课……白龙宫……汗

73--发表于:2007/3/23 23:52:00

双眼皮MM的语气真像俺小时候看的通俗史记故事,通俗战国故事。。。。。。

74= =发表于:2007/3/24 0:02:00

农历七月除七,俗称七夕。这一夜杨玉环斜倚着玄宗,低声说:“今夜双星,渡河相会,真是一件韵事。”
  玄宗道:“他双星相会,一年才一次,不及朕与妃,可以每时每刻相守。”
  杨玉环却无端地落下泪。玄宗十分心疼,替她拭去泪水,问她为什么事而感伤。杨玉环道:“妾想那双星,虽然一年只是一会,却是地久天长,年年皆有今日,而妾与陛下,恐怕不能似他们那样长久。”
  玄宗道:“朕与妃生同衾,死同穴,这难道不是长久么?”
  杨玉环黯然道:“长门孤冷,秋扇抛残,妾每阅前史,心中多有凄恻。”
  玄宗急道:“朕不是如此薄幸之人,今夜可对双星起誓——”说着便携住杨玉环的手,同至案几前,拱手作揖道:“双星在上,我李隆基与杨玉环,情似海深,愿生生世世,永为夫妇。”
  杨玉环亦敛衣道:“愿如誓言,若有违此盟,双星作证,不得令终。”接着她侧身握住玄宗的双手道:“今夕密誓,妾死生不负。”唐玄宗李隆基与杨玉环的爱情故事令人们千年难忘,白居易《长恨歌》里的“七月七日长生殿,夜半无人私语时。”写的就是七夕月夜李杨盟誓的爱情故事。

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244上51的JW,俗称十年温泉旅行。这一次244坐在51身旁,低声说:“那边有棵梅树哦,已经有三百年了,我们也要以300的心情一直继续下去。”
51道:“KK吗?”
244无端地瞒着51设定了这次的节目。51十分不安,一边陪着他去这里去那里,一边问他究竟要对自己说什么。

244说:“想要做些只有KK能办到的事情,光一你有什么想我为你做的吗。”
51道:“那么,和我一起来演舞台剧吧,你和我一起演舞台剧”
244黯然道:“只有这个我办不到。”
51急道:“和我一起演吧……”说着便用被子蒙住了头,对244道:“有什么是除了KK别人无法做到的呢”
244敛衣道:“……睡吧。”接着他侧身熄了灯。黑暗中51笑道:“在干什么啦!”244道:“以前不经常这样啊”

51与244的爱情故事令饭们毕生难忘,白色字幕组在《DB》节目最后的打出“你出生于1979年1月1日,他出生于1979年4月10日,你为他孤独100天,他为你等待100天,缘分是看不见的线,早把你们的命运相连,12年后,宿命的相见,注定了300年的誓言。”写的就是他们相遇相爱相守的的命运之恋。


75发表于:2007/3/24 0:07:00

这是结尾吗 我承认有点感动了

76没了?发表于:2007/3/24 0:07:00

满好看的,我喜欢这种语言

77= =发表于:2007/3/24 0:23:00

这千古流传的爱情故事里的杨玉环生于唐玄宗开元六年的蜀州,据说出生时胳膊上就有一枚玉环。开元二十三年,嫁与寿王李瑁为妃。从名分上说原是玄宗的儿媳妇。这时玄宗最宠幸的武惠妃刚病死,玄宗陷入深深的哀恸与孤寂中,喜怒无常。近臣高力士进奏说寿王妃杨氏姿色无双、倾国倾城,长得颇似惠妃。玄宗便叫高力士传旨宣召杨妃入温泉宫,他想亲自看一看。这一看不要紧,此时已正是黄昏,果然是沉鱼落雁,玄宗一下子不能自已。当下命她宽衣解带,沐浴华清池。玉环脱去衣衫,黑发如云,肌肤照雪,在氤氲的水汽中带着一丝疲惫,更觉娇媚无限。沐浴后设宴,杨妃侍坐右侧。玄宗婉转地问杨妃会些什么技艺,杨妃答浅晓音律。杨妃吹的玉笛清音逸韵。惹得玄宗不可名状,亲斟美酒三杯。杨妃逐杯饮后,脸颊泛红,愈加明艳不可方物。玄宗赠杨妃一副金钗钿盒,杨妃含羞接过,玄宗顺势捏住她的手,觉得滑腻且柔弱无骨。这一拉住就再也不放开了,两人不停喝酒,乘着酒兴携手入内,在床帐里便鱼水同欢,迟至日上三竿,玄宗还不愿起来。杨玉环依稀有当年武惠妃的影子,但更多了些野性和放荡,而这正是玄宗从不曾感受过的。

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这千古流传的爱情故事里的244生于1979年4月10日的奈良,据说出生时肩膀上就有一颗黑痔。1999年以前,他曾说要嫁与准一为妻。从名分上说原是51的同事媳妇。这时51和第一任女友的宫前小姐已经分手,又因一些事件,51陷入深深的悲伤与孤寂中,变成了工作狂。好友长濑对51说244和准一有同居的迹象,将来说不定会拆官配。51便叫长濑准备《龙与虎》,并开始注意244行踪,他想亲自看一看。这一看不要紧,此时244已与准一同居两年,果然是甜蜜非常,51一下子不能自已。当下命事务所下达指令,让准一搬家,并令244侍坐在自己右侧。51婉转地问244:“准一和我哪个重要?”,244答准一。244以长濑比之。惹得51无法,于是作罢。244此后渐为收敛。51送244一个星象仪及小狗钥匙扣以为礼物,244颇为高兴,51顺势打击准一。并于运动会上以球重击准一额以示额再凸也无指望。51与244这一要好就再也不能分开了,两人甜蜜异常,乘着兴致高昂,在03-04跨年里便同台偷吻,至DVD中爆于六派饭面前,造成大动荡,51仍不知足,两人愈见甜蜜。244依稀有当年宫前的身形,但更多了些智慧和天赋,而这正是51从不曾感受过的。


78= =发表于:2007/3/24 0:34:00

 杨玉环有艺术方面的特长,她善歌舞,通音律,弹得一手好琵琶,而玄宗也非常爱好音乐。《霓裳羽衣曲》系玄宗所做,关于此曲还有一段传闻是杨玉环所做:过去玄宗宠爱的梅妃曾做惊鸿舞,玄宗十分欣赏,直到移情于杨玉环后还时时不忘,于是杨妃暗地里害怕梅妃重回到玄宗身边,将自己抛弃,时时向上天祷告,她的苦心感动了月亮中的嫦娥,便传给她这首曲子,盖过了梅妃的惊鸿舞。

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 244有艺术方面的特长,他善歌舞,通音律,弹得一手好吉他,而51也非常爱好音乐。《MY WISH》系51所做,关于此曲还有一段传闻是此曲乃是为244所做:51宠爱的大地真央曾是舞台剧头牌,51十分欣赏,直到与244如胶似漆时还念念不忘,于是244害怕51再与她一起出去吃饭,不带自己去,便向上天祷告,她的苦心感动了月老和红娘,便让大地真央找到如意郎君,嫁了别人当老婆。


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80= =发表于:2007/3/24 0:39:00

  杨玉环机敏的目光往往在玄宗心念一动的时候就能承迎他的心意,而且性格机敏,婉变千端,每每想出新鲜的点子,使玄宗沉溺不可自拔。后来演变成男女放荡风流的娱乐。

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  244机敏的目光往往在51心念一动的时候就能知晓他的心意,而且性格活络,婉变千端,每每想出新鲜的笑点,使51沉溺MC不可自拔。后来MC演变成51SOLO时打击KO的手段之一。


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