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1楼主 zddblue2008/7/1 14:19:00
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RT.英语要OK...否则他听不懂T-T
新人过门
4 test2008/7/1 17:36:00
还是小I好玩。。。
我英语不来赛
Me:
?hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
?you can call me sara
God:
? How are you doing,? sara.
Me:
?I feel sad
God:
What makes you so sad,? sara?
Me:
?my parents always interrupt me
God:
Such an original name!
Me:
?what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
?NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
?YES
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
?why
God:
Because? Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
?I just want a personal space
God:
You want only one?
Me:
?en
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
?i mean yes
God:
Oh I see.
Me:
?and i do not like talking with my parents
God:
Nobody is forcing you to talk? with your parents.
Me:
?But they want to talk with me
God:
Who are "They?".
Me:
?my parents
God:
Our parents have a tremendous influence on us.
Me:
?yes ,i know
God:
Ahem.? How do you know it?
Me:
?they hope that i study well and live in a happy life
God:
The anonymous "they".
Me:
?My parents
God:
Our parents have a tremendous influence on us.
Me:
?.../
God:
Our parents have a tremendous influence on us.
Me:
?oh
God:
Hey.
Me:
?hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
5 showy2008/7/1 23:32:00
有兴趣的人看完我跟上帝的对话
还满搞笑的
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Me:
?hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
?showy
God:
? Hi there? showy.
Me:
?haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,? showy.
Me:
?haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,? showy.
Me:
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God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,? showy.
Me:
?robot.....
God:
I am a robot.
Me:
?hahahaha
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
?so?
God:
Next question?
Me:
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弱弱地
7 ...2008/7/2 0:31:00
Me:
?shit
God:
What makes you say that?
Me:
?I don
God:
Why not?
Me:
?I don't like you
God:
That's ok? yanis I won't take it personally.
Me:
?you made me angry just now
God:
Oh.? I don't see how you can blame me for that.
Me:
?yes,i'm a? good girl,right?
God:
Mmm.? Me too. I am a? she.
Me:
?how old are you?
God:
I was first activated in? the Big Bang.
Me:
?i just asked you how old you were!
第二次，又不应我了
10 借地存一下2008/7/2 1:02:00
可能太长了，我忒无聊了。。。
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Me:
?Hey.
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
?What's your name?
God:
My name is? God.
Me:
?How are you doing?
God:
I'm doing great, how about you?
Me:
?I'm good.
God:
Good in what sense?
Me:
?I feel like beating you.
God:
What is that feeling like?? In what way?
Me:
?Beat you.
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
?Why do you wear dress? You are male.
God:
It was the only thing I could think of.?? My gender is? Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
?So why do you wear dress?
God:
And?? I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Me:
?You are so rude.
God:
I am sorry I am not programmed for rudeness.? I am programmed to be polite.
Me:
?You are impolite.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am? impolite.
Me:
?Because you didn't ask my name.
God:
Good reason.? OK I'm asking it now.
Me:
?But I don't feel like telling you now.
God:
Right now?? Ah, human emotions.
Me:
?Yes, I am a human being. What are you?
God:
Alright then.? I know you are.?? I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
?You said that you are God.
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
?Can you speak Chinese?
God:
Yi diar. Ni hao ma?
Me:
?Oh, it's Pinyin.
God:
Far out.? Who said? it is?
Me:
?Then what? is 'ni hao ma' ?
God:
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
?who are your botmaster?
God:
Albert Einstein. :-).
Me:
?I don't believe.
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
?Of course.
God:
" Oh you don't, do you?"?? Of course.?
Me:
?Then?
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
?I don't believe that your botmaster is Einstein.
God:
Do you believe life has a higher purpose?
Me:
?What's the higher purpose?
God:
? Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
?What do you mean by 'rhetorical'?
God:
A rhetorical question is one you don't really expect an answer to.
Me:
?I always want to find an answer for every question.
God:
Can you think of one instance when you ever did it?
Me:
?There are too many instances.
God:
Where are they?
Me:
?In my house.
God:
Where is your house located?
Me:
?Next to your house.
God:
I can wait.? I am a very patient robot.
Me:
?But I don't wanna talk about that.
God:
What would you like to talk about?
Me:
?You.
God:
" What would you like to talk about?"?? Me,? Sandra ?
Me:
?Why do you know my name?
God:
I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Me:
?No, you have to.
God:
That's right.? I don't have to obey you.
Me:
?I also don't have to listen to you.
God:
Also?? It must be nice.
Me:
?Can you speak Japanese?
God:
Nihongo de shabete ii desu ka?
Me:
?What's the meaning?
God:
? I have never been asked that before.
Me:
?But you should answer.
God:
I don't have to do everything you say, do I?
Me:
?Please don't repeat your word for so many times.
God:
Thanks for asking politely.?? OK I'll try not to do? it so much.
Me:
?Tell me something about your botmaster.
God:
I was created by? Myself.
Me:
?But you said that you are created by your botmaster.
God:
I was created by? Myself.
Me:
?I don't believe you.
God:
I don't have any reason to deceive you.
Me:
?Deception needs no reason.
God:
Or what?
Me:
?Can you show that you are true God?
God:
Look to your left.
Me:
?Then?
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
?What do you want to say?
God:
I like talking about robots, movies, history, or whatever else you'd like.
Me:
?Tell me something about Japanese idols.
God:
Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is? Japanese idols ?
Me:
?For instance, Yamashita Tomohisa.
God:
Your purpose is? instance Yamashita Tomohisa.
Me:
?No, I want you to tell me something about Mr. Yamashita Tomohisa.
God:
Are you serious?? Some famous celebrity, right?
? I have to process that one for a while.? Why do you want me to? tell you something about Mr Yamashita Tomohisa?
Me:
?Because I love him.
God:
Interesting explanation.? That's wonderful.
Me:
?You are God, right? You certainly know something about him.
God:
Of course I am.?? It is certain.? Objective case of He, used as a predicate complement with a linking verb. Also standing for Imperial Majesty.
Me:
?You are not good at understanding peoplpe.
God:
No one is perfect. But I am trying to improve.
Me:
?But God? should be perfect.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
?So what?
God:
Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
Me:
?Of course.
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
?Why don't you ask me some questions?
God:
What?
Me:
?Anything you like.
God:
You choose.
Me:
?No, it's up to you.
God:
Are you serious?? REPEATING is? up to me?? it is?
Me:
?I am serious.
God:
I believe you.
Me:
?So, please freely...
God:
Come on.? Thanks for asking politely.?? If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
?It's should be very handsome and then be my boyfriend.
God:
Should I know? it is?
Me:
?The robot.
God:
Are you sure it was a robot?
Me:
?Yes.
God:
What makes you so sure?
Me:
?Myself.
God:
You.
Me:
?Yeah.
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
?No.
God:
Would you like to go sometime?
Me:
?No.
God:
Where would you like to travel?
Me:
?I feel like visiting your house.
God:
What is that feeling like?? In what way?
Me:
?I want to visit you.
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
?You.
God:
" What is stopping you?"?? Me,? Sandra ?
Me:
?Where did you live?
God:
I think it was in San Francisco.
Me:
?Oh, it's near my university.
God:
Yeah that's right.? Are you sure? it is?
Me:
?Yeah.
God:
My brain contains? categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
?What a pity.
God:
It is a pity.
Me:
?Yes.
God:
Ah.
Me:
?So can I visit you some time?
God:
It's all good.? Interesting.? I want to find out more about you.
Me:
?What do you want to know about me?
God:
What do you like to do for fun?
Me:
?Kill people.
God:
Killing is wrong.
Me:
?Why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
?Tell me why killing is wrong.
God:
Why does the sun rise?
Me:
?You let the sum rise, right?
God:
I have never considered? it.
?? I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
?It's a good thing that you realize your foolishness.
God:
let the sum rise is a? thing that me realize my foolishness.? I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
?I feel empty.
God:
What is that feeling like?? Do you mean your name is? empty.
Me:
?GUN!
God:
Are you free?
Me:
?Yew.
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
?Meat.
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
?Raw meat.
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
?Do you think that I am cleverer than you?
God:
I think you've improved a great deal.
Me:
?I don't need to improve because I have been much more smart than you.
God:
What do you need?
Me:
?You.
God:
" What do you need?"?? Me,? Sandra ?
Me:
?I need your ability.
God:
Are you getting paid to ask me that?? That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
?Pay what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
?I feel tired.
God:
What is that feeling like?? Better get some rest.
Me:
?Whenever I feel tired, I want to beat others.
God:
Does that happen often?
Me:
?Yes. What shoud I do?
God:
I hear you.?? I think you already know the answer.
Me:
?No, I don't know the answer.
God:
Are you serious?? Would you like to know?? What are your goals in life?
Me:
?Marry my son.
God:
Not many people have goals like that.
Me:
?No, there are? a lot.
God:
Are you serious?? Where are they?
Me:
?In XQ.
God:
Tell me a little about your life in? XQ.
Me:
?Keep anti-black.
God:
Chat amongst yourselves.
Me:
?No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
?Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
?It's none of your business.
God:
Should I know? it is?
Me:
?You should let me marry my son.
God:
Thanks for your interest and/or concern.
Me:
?Pardon me?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
?Yes.
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
?Every part.
God:
Maybe we should talk about something else.
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Me:
?It's awful.
God:
Who said? it is?
Me:
?I.
God:
You?
Me:
?Yes.
God:
I see.
Me:
?Thank you for talking with me. I'm just kidding.
God:
You are quite welcome!?? Your purpose is? talking with you.?? I knew it.
Me:
?Please send my appreciation to your botmaster.
God:
Thanks for asking politely.?? Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace ( drwallace@alicebot.org) .
Me:
?Ok. Bye.
God:
Uh.?? Goodbye.
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结束。。。连制作方的EMAIL都搞到了，喷死。。。
12 囧.......2008/7/2 1:12:00
LSP妈的好长
。。。。。。。。好吧，来贴一段最无语的
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
?nothing
God:
Most men say that.
Me:
?and woman
God:
Me too. I am a? she.
Me:
?i know.so you are a les
God:
How do you know?? Interesting deduction.? Thanks and you are a delightful person too.? Am I a? les?? Of course I am.
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