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The Japanese TV show Bistro Smap is an unholy merger of celebrity cook-off and simpering chat show
Twisted I know, but it has always been a fantasy of mine to
watch Mikhail Gorbachev being fed grilled eels by a tone-deaf boy band. Last
night my dream came true.
In a long history of impenetrable lunacy, yesterday was Fuji TV’s finest hour,
a day when it took Japan only 54 minutes (including ad breaks) to lose its last
remaining shred of credibility.
Bistro Smap is an unholy merger of celebrity cook-off and simpering chat show,
but more vapid than both. Each week a celebrity guest is entertained by SMAP —
a fraying boy band so overexposed that at least one of them is clearly insane.
The lads split into pairs and cook two rival dinners, and the fifth member
interrogates the guest while his colleagues are clanging about in the kitchen.
The interviewee must eventually decide which meal he prefers.
Acknowledging that Mr Gorbachev was more heavyweight and humourless than the
usual guests, the SMAP boys were given an on-screen crash course in Cold War
politics before donning their aprons. “Wow,” dribbled the lead singer as a
wavy-haired historian described the fall of the Berlin Wall and the demise of
the Stasi, “did that mean people stopped writing spy novels?”
By the time they finally got to the interview, the boys were on fire. The
repartee sizzled as prancing
“But this eel ... is very good,” he conceded.
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The most deranged SMAP member had hidden a small matryoshka doll in his mouth and regurgitated it for the father of Glasnost. “That is not food,” groaned Gorby, visibly regretting that he no longer has nuclear missiles and KGB assassins on the other end of a phone.
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这一段也好好笑，至於吗XDDDD
可是这人怎麽没评论到戈老最後揪着老头的手那股亲热劲儿啊XDD
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居然还是要拍的啊，我以为他们不用演就后期制作下就好了呢- -
说到苦情，SXS还是有接受过的啊。现在肯定是一片投诉淹没状，staff也不容易啊XD