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@_~2011/10/27 11:09:00
天天在看shit that siri says上更新的和siri对话的截图，
老外的ip4s用户和siri之间调戏与反调戏真是各种萌
Siri:I'm siri, your virtual assistant.
老外：So get your shit together.
Siri:Justin! Your language!
老外：When is thanksgiving?
Siri:Thanksgiving is on Thursday, November 11, 2011. I hope i get the day off.
老外：What is the best phone?
Siri:The one you're holding.
老外：Why am I here?
Siri:I don't know.Frankly.I've wondered that myself.
老外：Tell me a joke.
Siri:Two iPhone walk into a bar...I forget the rest.
Siri:What can i help with you?
老外：Go to hell
Siri:What did I do to deserve that?
Siri:What can i help with you?
老外：Are you gay
Siri:We were talking about you, not me.
老外：What's the meaning of live
Siri:To think about questions like this.
老外：Knock knock
Siri:Knock knock...who's there? Joshua, Joshua who? Joshua, i don't do knock-knock jokes.
老外：Who's your daddy?
Siri:You are.Can we get back to work now?
老外：Talk dirty to me.
Siri:I can't. I'm as clean as the driven snow.
老外：Am I fat?
Siri:I would prefer not to say.
老外：Tell me a story.
Siri:Once upon a time...no, it's too silly.
老外：I love you siri.
Siri:Our love of each other is like two long shadows kissing without hope of reality.
老外：I love you.
Siri:All you need is love.And your iPhone.
老外：I love you.
Siri:Oh,stop.
老外：Will you marry me?
Siri:Let's just be friends, OK?
老外：I love you Siri.
Siri:Oh, I bet you say that to all your Apple products.
老外：I'm tired.
Siri:Listen to me. Put down this iPhone right now and take a nap.I'll wait here.
老外：Guess what？
Siri：Don't tell me...you were just elected President of the United States, right?
老外：You're an idiot
Siri：I don't even exit...how can you hate me?