召唤观光团,咱们一起去逗鬼佬玩儿吧 Orz

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121- -发表于:2009/4/11 19:46:00

玩了几次发现真的挺无聊的,还碰上个cos泥轰金的,结果连masaka都拼错,我orz

122伤心发表于:2009/4/12 21:23:00

为什么我一表明自己的国籍就被挂,哎……

123囧了发表于:2009/4/12 21:40:00

我碰到个波兰佬

我骗他我是日本人

他问我要照片,就随便找了张给他

他说有更有趣的日本女孩的照片

ORZ

我看了一下,长得像建国嫂啊……

请务必确认身后没有人再点开,虽然没有露点

http://pic.55.la/temp/2009/04/12/07/100005291987716.gif


124= =发表于:2009/4/12 21:50:00

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: T T~
Stranger: hey strangers
You: HEY MAN~
Stranger: female or male
You: FEMALE. AND U?
Stranger: boyo(∩_∩)o
You: ……
Stranger: what you like
You: chinese?
Stranger: japan
You: USO= =
Stranger: --!
You: XQer?
Stranger: hehe
You: OTL
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
=========
麻痹老子想找老外= =++++
于是姑娘我想告诉你
你的O(∩_∩)O曝露了身份

125伤心发表于:2009/4/12 21:51:00

COS了霓虹金碰上了个棒子,不知道他咋以为我是GAY的囧

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi there
You: hi
Stranger: where r u from?
You: Japan
Stranger: ohhhh..
Stranger: i'm from Korea.
You: really?
Stranger: true..
Stranger: which city
You: oosaka
Stranger: interesting..
You: and you?
Stranger: i've been there many times..
You: really?
Stranger: seoul
You: so you can speak Japaness?
Stranger: male?
You: f
Stranger: actually,no..
You: ty?
Stranger: i like f..
You: i like m
Stranger: r u a student or?
Stranger: cool
You: student
Stranger: which university?
You: myoji
Stranger: ahh.sorry...i don't know it..
Stranger: ur age?
You: meiji in english
Stranger: yepp...then i know it...
Stranger: a good uni...
You: so so
Stranger: what's ur major?
Stranger: hello?
You: yes?
Stranger: ur age?
You: my english is not that right
Stranger: so do i..lol
Stranger: my english is poor..
You: how do you konw this webside
Stranger: google..
Stranger: what about u?
You: a bbs in my country
Stranger: i like bbs..
You: me too
Stranger: i spent many time in bbs these days...haha
You: what do you think about Japan
You: i spent many time in bbs these years...haha
Stranger: a nice country...btw..i like japanese girls...
You: y?
Stranger: yes...u r beautiful and fashion..
You: better then your country's?
Stranger: i think yes..
You: hehe
Stranger: i went to tokyo last year..
You: travelling?
Stranger: bussiness...girls there are very very sexy...makes me hot sometimes..haha
You: chun brother is a pure man
Stranger: ?
You: nothing
Stranger: what is that?
You: so ,you're a business man
Stranger: yepp.
You: how old?
Stranger: 32
You: 10 years older then me
Stranger: u r a little boy.
You: you think i'm still a boy?
Stranger: absolutely..
You: you like boy?
Stranger: i like girls.
Stranger: especially hot babes...do u?
You: but i like man
Stranger: r u a gay?
You: maybe
Stranger: cool
You: do you have gay friends?
Stranger: not really
Stranger: orry
You: that's ok
Stranger: sorry:)
You: have you ever seen gv?
Stranger: gv?
You: like av ,but only man
Stranger: no..actually,i'm not a gay...
Stranger: i only like woman..
You: i know some straight man also watch gv
You: so you like av?
Stranger: sometimes
You: Japaness or Korea?
Stranger: both
You: it's late,and i have a paper to wright
Stranger: ok
You: bye
Stranger: bye for now

126- -发表于:2009/4/12 22:19:00

知道是中国人后就DISCONNECT了

127遭遇还行发表于:2009/4/17 6:19:00

碰上了一英国小正太,听到我说CHINA来句COOL~~

结果这小弟弟到最后又加了我MSN。。。于是就MSN了。。这是为毛= =


128调戏与反调戏发表于:2009/4/17 10:07:00

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: m or f
You: f
Stranger: m
You: u r the first one who normally says hi to me btw
Stranger: i love wearing bras and girls panties
You: guess i was wrong then
Stranger: stay
You: alright
Stranger: that was my brothe
Stranger: r
You: what else do u like to do?
You: ..
Stranger: he is annoying
You: kkk ok
Stranger: where u live
You: bos, MA
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i love wearing bras
Stranger: ?
You: ok ,cool
Stranger: reallt
Stranger: i wear girls panties
You: yea
Stranger: do u like bras
You: sure, i wear it everyday
Stranger: same
You: thats good
Stranger: i wear dresses
You: keep it up
You: then wats ur favorite color
Stranger: pink
You: same
You: see, we have a lot of commonsss
Stranger: cool
Stranger: i wear girls panties and bras to skool
You: r u really a male?
Stranger: i want to be female
You: so be one
Stranger: i going to
Stranger: when im older
You: like how old
Stranger: im wearing a bra now
Stranger: ?
You: wat do u expect me to say
Stranger: idk
Stranger: is there anything u hate about bras
You: alright enough jokes i gotta go
You: byeeeeeeee
Stranger: :(
Stranger: im going shoppin
Stranger: want to come
You: for more bras

129-v-发表于:2009/4/17 10:43:00

碰到一个巴西otaku,听到china还说cool,然后还很囧地跟我学一个专业
聊来聊去发现在ACG方面口味类似,最后留了msn。。。。

130= =发表于:2009/4/17 13:44:00

挺好玩的,虽然JP的男人女人都遇到了,但是个别也有有趣的人,刚和一16岁的美国小DD聊美剧,那DD太积极太有理想了。。。我汗颜死了

没遇到同胞,也没人看到china就断掉。。。。


131这。。。发表于:2009/4/17 15:36:00

You: hi
Stranger: Once, there was a house in the woods
Stranger: Few people would ever talk bout it, but it had been there for years
Stranger: One day, a little girl went out for a walk in the woods by herself, and never came back
You: what?
Stranger: People said that perhaps she had found the house, and that the spirits that lived there had imprisoned her.
Stranger: But, other, more pragmatic folk, said she had probably been kidnapped
Stranger: They used her story to scare their children into behaving.
You: Story ?
Stranger: Apparently. :)
Stranger: One day, a young woman came into town.
Stranger: She wore a long black cloak, and carried a sword made of fine glass
Stranger: She never spoke a word, and yet everyone seemed to understand what she meant.
Stranger: As she sat in the local tavern, an old, old man caught a glimpse of her face deep in the folds of her cloak, and recognized her.
Stranger: "Eliza," he said, for she was the little girl who had disappeared so long ago
Stranger: "Father" she said, the first words since returning to the town.
Stranger: "You've returned..." said the old man, astonished.
You: What do you want to tell me?
Stranger: "I have, father. I fell into the faerie land that lies within the house in the woods. I was beloved of their prince, and he called me his own. He sends me here with a message," she said.
Stranger: "What is the message, my child?" asked the old man, his heart trembling.
Stranger: "The message is

132..发表于:2009/4/17 19:33:00

You: oh are u a guy? i thought ur a girl..lol
You: lol i guess so haha
You: asians are like everywhere ..
Stranger: haha, no i'm a guy..
Stranger: how can you know that i'm a guy?
You: ur name?
Stranger: yes, I like asians :D lol
You: u do?
Stranger: of course
You: i thought
You: western ppl dont like asians
You: coz i met a few ppl here
Stranger: what? u're crazy.. at least I dont!
You: saying that they dont like asians
You: thanks
Stranger: thats bull.. !
You: lol but they dont kno i'm asian haha
Stranger: haha, don't you look asian?
You: i do, but i talked to them on omegle, they couldnt see my face/ lol
You: they couldnt tell
Stranger: haha LOL
You: yea~
Stranger: i'm gonna try something, now.. tell me if im wrong....
You: ok
Stranger: what about this:
Stranger: 你好美
You: lol
You: i kno
You: thanks
You: jokes
You: did u tyope that??
You: type*
Stranger: it's my little secret ;)
You: ur not chinese arent u
You: lol
Stranger: now, i'm nor :)

133..发表于:2009/4/17 19:33:00

You: oh are u a guy? i thought ur a girl..lol
You: lol i guess so haha
You: asians are like everywhere ..
Stranger: haha, no i'm a guy..
Stranger: how can you know that i'm a guy?
You: ur name?
Stranger: yes, I like asians :D lol
You: u do?
Stranger: of course
You: i thought
You: western ppl dont like asians
You: coz i met a few ppl here
Stranger: what? u're crazy.. at least I dont!
You: saying that they dont like asians
You: thanks
Stranger: thats bull.. !
You: lol but they dont kno i'm asian haha
Stranger: haha, don't you look asian?
You: i do, but i talked to them on omegle, they couldnt see my face/ lol
You: they couldnt tell
Stranger: haha LOL
You: yea~
Stranger: i'm gonna try something, now.. tell me if im wrong....
You: ok
Stranger: what about this:
Stranger: 你好美
You: lol
You: i kno
You: thanks
You: jokes
You: did u tyope that??
You: type*
Stranger: it's my little secret ;)
You: ur not chinese arent u
You: lol
Stranger: now, i'm nor :)

134..发表于:2009/4/17 19:33:00

Stranger: I can give you my msn-adress, then I can show you that im not chinese :D
You: lol

135..发表于:2009/4/17 19:33:00

Stranger: I can give you my msn-adress, then I can show you that im not chinese :D
You: lol

136Orz发表于:2009/4/18 13:47:00

没遇到同胞啊

137omegle O发表于:2009/4/19 15:59:00

TL..

138= =发表于:2009/5/23 17:43:00

碰到个澳大利亚姑娘,居然一起聊学习OTZ

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: HI
Stranger: wat ya doing
Stranger: m or f
You: nothing,f
Stranger: sames here, m
You: well
Stranger: where you from
You: china
Stranger: it seems everyone is from china tonite
Stranger: im from aus
You: how about the season there,aus
Stranger: its winter so its getting cold
Stranger: and u
You: summer
Stranger: ohh i wish it was summer here
You: summer is well,but is so hot here
Stranger: i will trade you seasins
You: haha
Stranger: how old are you
You: 20,and u
Stranger: im 18 about to turn 19 in 1 week
You: younger than me
Stranger: yep
Stranger: im so bored
You: why
Stranger: cause i have nothing to do, i could masterbate but im to tired lol
You: i have to prepare my class,but i’m tired too
Stranger: your a teacher
You: acutally a student
Stranger: wat ya studing
You: ad
Stranger: ad?
You: advertisement
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: is it fun
You: what about you
Stranger: im a university student
You: study what
Stranger: i study
Mechanical Engineering
Electrical Engineering
Hydrolical Engineering
Advanced Maths
Advaced Physics
You: u'll be
You: an Engineer in future?
Stranger: yep 30grand for each corse 120grand in total got a massive debt by il havit payed off by the end of 2012
You: seems a long time,2012
Stranger: each course gos for 5 years but im ding all at the same time
You: i think it's hard
Stranger: itshard but i enjoy it, which makes it easy
Stranger: currently top in class
You: so cool
You: i don't like study very well
Stranger: no one likes to study
You: right,but we have to
Stranger: unforuntaley yes
You: what about the university in aus,some of my friends hope to study there after graduate
Stranger: i go the the brisbance campus st lucia it massive and there si lots to do
You: sounds good
Stranger: it is
You: well,does study ad there,I mean aus, is a good choice?
Stranger: im sorry i have to go i need to go to a late night session at uni im going to get ahead even more, we have had a good convo but sadley i have to go.bye
You: bye,and thx ~~
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

139= =|||发表于:2009/5/23 18:01:00

遇到两个棒国人民

都是一看见china就disconnect...XXX的欺负我手不够快...


140- -发表于:2009/5/23 18:10:00

刚遇到一学光子物理学的印度DD

还挺可爱~~~XD


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