818如果A和K两个只能活一个，谁能杀死对方活下来？？

_ 发表于:2006-6-15 10:33:00

膜拜下大家的英文水平+耐性，偶贴文的都没看完 OTZ

偶不怕死得来贴 PK

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How to Confess Through The Telephone...

Pi nervously paced on the set of Nobuta Wo Produce. He just could not sit still even for a second. His next shot is in 10 minutes times. And so does Kazuya’s.

“What are you so worked about?” the younger boy asked him.

“Our shot. What else could it be?” he answered, wringing his hand.

“Never seen you so nervous before this” a chuckle was heard at the end of the sentence.

“Its just feels different” he replied back.

“Maybe because of the hair” Kazuya grinned as he flicked his senpai samurai like hair-top. The hair was tied up at the top of his head, just like his own hair.

“I guess” he replied absent mindedly.

“Don’t worry. The bedroom shoot will be over before you know it” his co-star strutted in past him.

Having heard the word bedroom shot, Pi froze on the spot. He had the hots for his kohai for some time already. And being together as Shuuji to Akira stint certainly didn’t help to loosen his feelings towards the boy. It wouldn’t have been a problem for him for he had always been very good at concealing his feelings, but after reading the script for today’s shot, he feels like fainting.

Shuuji’s bedroom – share bed – Akira falls asleep – Shuuji turned to face Akira…and he vaguely remembered reading the rest of the lines. His imaginations start running wild. And Kazuya’s remark didn’t help the matter much, instead, it went worse.

“It sounded like the perfect script for shonen-ai concept right? Ganbatte ne”.

“Ready Yamashita-san?” a staff called out to him.

“Yes, I’m ready. I’m ready” he walked over to the set, feeling more nervous than he had ever felt in his life.

~&&~

“And…CUT! That’s it for today. Good job everyone”.

“Good job Yamashita-san”

“Good job Kamenashi-san”.

“Thanks you”.

~&&~

“Ne~. YamaPi. Sorry about just now. I really-“

“It’s okay Kame. No need to mention it” Yamapi could feel blood rushing to his face.

“But how can you say its okay? I can feel you stiffen beside me” Kazuya tugged on his shirt.

“I would really appreciate it if we stopped talking about this. I’m really okay. Don’t have to worry about me” he shrugged off the hand on his shoulder.

“Well, if you put it that way. Okay I guess. See you tomorrow then” the boy beside him heaved a deep sigh, a relieved look crossed that tired face.

“Thanks for your good work. See you tomorrow” YamaPi waved back.

~&&~

“What are you laughing about?” he felt he ought to kill his best-friend, if only he could squeeze himself through the telephone line. He had called Jin to consult on the matter, but this is certainly not the response he expected.

“Of course I would laugh. Any sane people would. He bonked your hard-on with his knee and apologized later? That is so kazuya-like” Jin was laughing so hard that he started wheezing out of breath.

“Stop laughing. I’m serious here, plus you’re wheezing already” YamaPi groaned.

“Ok. Ok. One question though” Jin’s voice started to sound normal again on the line.

“What?”.

“After he bonked your hard-on, did you have another massive hard-on?”.

“..” he really didn’t know how to reply to that question. Either Jin is really stupid or he had his death wish already for asking that sort of question. YamaPi decided that Jin was truly bakanishi as he heard a crashing sound and a loud “OWW!” over the phone.

“Are you okay Jin?” he sighed.

“Stupid chair” came up the reply, somewhat breathless.

YamaPi rolled his eyes “You’re the one who fell off the chair. If I recalled correctly, this is the third time you fell of this week. If only you stop laughing too much, you would have not fall”.

 “If only you wouldn’t keep me entertained with this sort of update, I wouldn’t laugh so hard. Anyway, it is a stupid chair. Oh great, I cut my hand. Can you called me back in 5 minutes time? Okay, thanks bye” the line was cut off without YamaPi managing to say anything. He sighed again. He wasn’t even sure how on earth did he became best friend with Jin.

Better wait then he thought as he glanced at the clock in his room.

~&&~

“Hello Jin”.

“He-“

“Jin. Look, let me get this straight. I don’t want to talk about my hard-on anymore. And please, don’t ask me again if I had a hard-one every time I had a shooting with him, the answer is still yes. And, if you mention that to Kazuya, I’ll kill you. And let me talked first. I had a very important matter to talked to you about” YamaPi ranted on because he knew, if he let Jin have a word, he will probably talked his ear off.

He took about one second to catch his breath before continuing “I became really tongue tied every time I saw him so I needed your opinion on how I should confess my love to him. I don’t think I could handle this feeling inside me anymore. I feel like bursting already. Here goes, I think I should say something that goes like ‘I have a secret that I want to share with you. As your senpai I know I shouldn’t have this sort of feelings but I’m in love with my own junior. And guessed what? The lucky person is you!’. Wait a second, that sounded so corny. I sounded like I’m announcing the winner for some crap tv-show. Right?”

“Ya-“

“Wait! Maybe I should say ‘I had been dreaming and imagining how it would feel to kiss you, and make love to you’. No, that definitely sound like some porn movies and I sounded like a sex-maniac” YamaPi shook his head.

“Bu-“

“Jin! Let me talked first. I got another idea. What do you think of ‘As long as the sun rises in the east and the moon glows in the starry night, for as long as that my love for you will remain’. Oh god. That sounded too mushy right?” YamaPi sighed.

This is getting worse by the minute, thank god I’m talking to Jin and not to Kazuya himself.

小CAT是如此高贵如此圣洁，他自己保持自己的CAT格连JOB都无所谓，我做为C饭就不能为他争一争吗？

麻烦360给出处

俺自己看去

_ 发表于:2006-6-15 10:39:00

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈...

P向A咨询怎么向K告白~XD

还好是英文，不然这楼要打翻了

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你都说出来了   离打翻也不远了

有pk耶

继续贴

问下是自己写的还是偷的哈？

我实在阿   咋办 对手指   那篇文章cat是a胖？？？  头昏  

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我觉得不是呢。A胖小时候的singing和dancing能称得上good at？

不是的，一定不是的。

怎么他长达6年没有任何DRAMA出演？

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不看看他以前长什么样 事物所好意思把他搭出去吗?

－－－－－－－－－－－－－

这个还是圈走吧，如果ao都是这水准，那实在没有讨论的必要了

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不带见AO这么人参公鸡的,降低AO的整体水平

请继续C T的故事

大家不要吵，一起看fairy tale多好

来晚了,想说跳河问题没有绝对的对错,物比类聚,喜欢BD的自然觉得BD好,喜欢XQ的自然觉得XQ好,可是J家倒是真XQ.可是某家非要跟别家比BD怎么可能胜,要以彼之长,攻其之短. 还有要有大局观,放弃一些小阵地,获得更大的胜利.对于那些套最好避重就轻,四两拨千斤.就算一时输了,也要及时圈走LOLI,赛出风格,不要追求表面的输赢而呈口舌之快,明眼人一看就知道在不在点上,最后想说这些只是皮毛手段.

最让人PF的可是正确的论据和有说服力的论点.

我也是个LOLI,自己把自己圈走了.

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The cat thought and thought about what the donkey had said to him. But he still could not understand it. It confused him and made him very tired. So the cat decided to keep staying away from the turtle, while the turtle was with the pig.

A few months later, the pig and the turtle finished their work together. The turtle came back to the cat’s group and the pig was doing other work. It made the cat happy to see the turtle. So the cat tried to play with the turtle again. But the turtle didn’t want to play with the cat anymore. The cat did not understand. Were they not best friends anymore? It hurt the cat and made him cry.

Then the cat got very angry. He did not like crying! He did not like that the turtle made him cry! But he could not stay mad at the turtle. He didn’t understand why. The cat got very sad and very tired again.

The rat told the cat’s group they would be doing very important work soon. Soon all the animals would see how cute they were, and how good they were at singing and dancing. It made the cat happy. But he was still sad and tired. He didn’t understand why.

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The cat was tired and sad all the time now. He didn’t know why. He missed the turtle, even though the turtle was not gone any more.

The cat tried to understand it. He tried to play with the turtle again. But the turtle just looked sad and hid in his shell. The cat didn’t understand why the turtle was sad. Maybe he missed the pig. The cat got even more sad and tired.

One day, the cat was sitting outside on a very big hill. The hill was close to where the cat’s group was singing and dancing. But the cat did not want to sing and dance. The cat felt very, very sad and very, very tired.

The cat slowly walked further up the very big hill and tried to think. It didn’t help. The cat was too tired and sad. He felt like he could not understand anything anymore.

The cat felt cold, even though it was warm and sunny out. The cat didn’t pay attention to how high he was going. He felt like he was walking under water. Everything was blurry and his paws felt very heavy. The cat didn’t see the very dangerous cliff he was walking toward.

The cat slipped and fell. He felt himself falling off the cliff and saw how far down it was to the ground. Even a cat could not land on his feet after falling that far.

The cat knew he was going to die. He thought maybe he should scream. But he was too tired. The cat’s eyes felt so heavy, he couldn’t keep them open. He thought maybe if he was asleep when he hit the ground, it wouldn’t hurt so much.

Just before he closed his eyes and gave up, the cat thought of the turtle. He wanted to tell the turtle he was sorry, even though he didn’t know what he had done wrong. But it was too late now. The cat’s eyes closed, tears spilling out of them and blowing into the wind as he fell.

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The cat woke up, surprised he wasn’t dead. He was in a bed in the turtle’s house. The cat did not understand. He should be dead.

The cat looked around and saw the turtle looking at him. Just for a second, the cat thought he saw huge shimmering wings coming out of the turtle’s shell. But then he blinked and they were gone. The turtle looked normal. The cat thought he must still be very tired and was seeing things.

“What happened?” the cat asked, “I fell off a cliff on the very big hill. I should be dead. Why am I here?”

“I told you a long time ago.” the turtle said, “If turtles have something very special, they can fly.”

“You flew?!” the cat asked, “I don’t believe you!”

But then the cat felt bad. It was not a very nice thing to say. He had fallen. Now he was here with the turtle. Maybe the turtle did fly and save him. Or maybe they were both crazy.

“So what is it then?” the cat asked, “What’s the very special something that can make turtles fly?”

The turtle did not answer. He just looked at the cat. The cat got that weird feeling he got sometimes around the turtle. But this time he did not not like it. This time he liked it very much.

“Tell me!” the cat asked again, “I am very cute and very good at singing and dancing. But I am not very smart. I do believe you! I just want to know what the very special thing that lets you fly is! I want to understand!”

The turtle looked at the cat and smiled. Suddenly the cat did not feel tired any more.

“Love.” was his answer.

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贴完，拍手，清水童话文，滚去复习，这里有没有考cet6的同鞋？